Is that the time already?

Oh HI!!!

I am just a young boy trawling the nets for distractions. Because, come on, who wants to work? Screw that.

I do the best I can with what I got, and I hope you enjoy.

ZNOOD OUT!

The Lego Movie comes from Phil Lord and Chris Miller, the directors of 21 Jump Street and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, not to mention the late, great TV toon, Clone High.

(Source: magnificentrick, via brucebannersbadmanners)

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

(via stfueverything)

STOP! PSA TIME!

stfueverything:

usamonomi:

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  • you are not required to respect your father
  • do not tell people they have to respect their fathers
  • stop telling people to respect all fathers today
  • you are not obligated to respect your father
  • stop telling people they are
  • just because someone is a father does not mean they are a good parent
  • respect people for being people, not for being parents

I cannot relate to this enough. I didn’t even text my dad to wish him a happy father’s day cuz he’s been an asshole to me my entire life.

bitrude:

shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all 

(via zelda-fistgerald)

theprettiestman:

moriarty:

friendly reminder that hannibal is the way he is because war criminals held  him and his most cherished little sister hostage and then killed and ate her in front of hannibal because there was no food left

friendly reminder that childhood trauma does not excuse horrific crimes

(via dontstartlethewitch)